Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Lying Shoes

In the time it took me to change a diaper my three-year old just scooted a stool over to the counter, stood on it, got the bag of Cadbury chocolate balls out, moved the stool to get the scissors out of the knife block on the other counter, cut the bag open, popped a candy in his mouth, hid the bag, and put the stool back.

Then, he came waltzing in to the room where I was, and I noticed he was chewing something, and there was chocolate around his mouth.

"What do you have in your mouth?" I queried.

He opened his mouth to display the candy-coated chocolate goodness and replied, "a cheese stick."

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