"Hooker" Boots

Dear Mr. Findlay believes there are three classifications for boots.  Hiking boots, cowboy boots, and hooker boots.  Even my brown fuzzy "eskimo" boots (that's what the kids call them) are considered hooker boots.  Even though it would be quite obvious to anyone else that only the most practical of working girls would consider them appropriate for her line of work.
Of the three types of boots, the only ones he really approves of are hiking boots.  Unfortunately for him, our climate is not exactly designed for me to wear cute strappy things all year, and I can't exactly pair my hiking boots with a skirt.  He is vaguely annoyed any time I wear "hooker" boots.  Slightly more annoyed any time I buy a new pair.  I think cowboy boots might be grounds for divorce in his book.